Boredom Just Terrified Me

Cock fights are terrifying. Seeing a commercial promoting Cock-roids is more so.

Obama Throws Like Girl at :45

Obama has balls, just not on a baseball field.

New Yorkers are Rain Pussies

The second one drop floats down from an ominous cloud above Gotham City, the sound of hundreds of almost bat-wing “swooshes” immediately turns the streets from a cattle run to a cattle run with hundreds of little pokey hazards attached to them.
I’m talking about New Yorkers and rain (notice that the ground is dry):

Now, I [...]

…you do what, now?

Some guys just get all the good jobs.

Who the F—’s customer am I?

WaMu and Chase can both suck it.

Tote-verload: Useful Bags or Litter Bugs?

How many totes do you own? And how many were free? Exactly.

Random Phallacy

Gratuitous cock shots for fabulous Friday!

Finally! Chicks can pee standing!

Girls can pee standing now? My prayers have been answered!

Being the Subway Fairy means being a Bitch

Though you may not all live in the great city of New York City, you’ve all seen movies or TV shows with the NYC subways in them.
Now, let me clarify something for you. The subway’s lights no longer flicker (except sometimes on the G train) and the insides no longer represent a street canvas for [...]

Am I Femmasculine?: The Quiz

Are you Femmasculine? Take this badass, awesomely kickass quiz to find out.