Marching band: 2, Thugs: 0.
April 30, 2009
Badass Haikus of Femmasculinity
Inspired by this unbelievable display of haiku genius, I decided to flatter “bruceleeofmeats” with straight-up imitation.
You gonna eat that?
The bacon burger deluxe?
Chomp, chomp, chomp. Mmm, good.
When flexing your guns
make sure to wink at the boys
so they know you’re straight.
Writing this girl blog
should help me get a sweet job/
stop being a blob.
A six-pack of beer.
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